10 Ten Reasons NOT to Attend Your 10 Year Class Reunion

By Michael Baird

10. Only 12 People RSVP'd
9. Does Grantsville even have WiFi?
8. Facebook's good enough.
7. Mrs. Wingfield still patrols the halls.
6. Not quite ready to ask everyone for forgiveness just yet.
5. You only have one real good pair of church clothes and they are the same ones you wore on graduation day.
4. State law won't allow you to bring your gun in the parking lot, even if its on a gun rack.
3. Everyone will think that your makeup compact looks like a can of tobacco in your skinny jeans.
2. The after party is at the Dead Dog.
1. The after after party is at the Big Dam...